One of my favorite desserts, green tea ice cream, is not found in your local supermarket. It is found in sushi restaurants. When I go for sushi, I would say my interest is split between savory creations and green tea ice cream. Sushi restaurants are the bridge between aquatic creatures and terrestrial mammals.
I ask, why is green tea not popular enough to be stocked by the Kroger family of food dispensaries? I reply, why does your narcissism insist on a world where everyone has the same gastronomic tastes as you?
Stop being a narcissist. Start eating vanilla ice cream.
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