Temporarily Fantastic

I feel very ill today. The worst hangover in a long time. I had four beers and a shot of Jager last night. That's hardly a lot. I have stood up to 16 shots of hard liquor in an evening. This morning I feel like I was lambasted by stomach mites. I went for a run about a half hour ago. Still feel crappy. I need to get some protein and coffee in me soon.



I pulled two hamburgers out of the freezer to thaw. These are amazing 10% fat patties. There's 29 grams of protein in a single patty. With the addition of some American cheese, there will be 60 grams of protein waiting to be consumed. The cup of yogurt with granola I had for breakfast has done nothing for me this morning.

I am fading. Actually fading. My feet and hands are now gone forever. The tip of my nose a memory. Knees and nipples finally freed from this corporeal vessel. Flesh stripped away by an errant molecule of ethanol that hath pierced my medulla.




So, I ate the hamburgers. I feel much better.